Quote from Forum Archives on August 26, 2005, 10:13 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 "Fresh Fruit"

 

 

  The produce manager was rearranging the displays. He moved one counter and
  under it was an old apple. The apple was a dried up, wrinkled remnant of
  what it must have been like fresh. It looked more like a prune than an apple.
  Fresh fruit is not a term anyone would use to describe it.

 

  I do not know how long it had been there, but there was no life left in it
  at all. It reminded me of the way some people think the Christian life is
  to be lived.

 

  They walk through life with sour looking prune faces. They believe the
  Christian walk is all about a rigid list of do's and don'ts and I doubt
  the return of Jesus would make them smile. There is no joy and no peace
  in their life.

 

  Now, I can understand that from a non-believer because they have no hope.
  They have no true joy and no real peace. From a believer it just does not
  make sense.

 

  A dried up, pruned faced believer has been cut off from the Master's vine
  for too long. We are called to abide in Him. He is the source of life.

 

  "I am the true vine, and my Father is the gardener. He cuts off every branch
  in me that bears no fruit, while every branch that does bear fruit he prunes
  so that it will be even more fruitful. You are already clean because of the
  word I have spoken to you. Remain in me, and I will remain in you. No branch
  can bear fruit by itself; it must remain in the vine. Neither can you bear
  fruit unless you remain in me. I am the vine; you are the branches. If a
  man remains in me and I in him, he will bear much fruit; apart from me you
  can do nothing. If anyone does not remain in me, he is like a branch that
  is thrown away and withers; such branches are picked up, thrown into the
  fire and burned. If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask
  whatever you wish, and it will be given you. This is to my Father's glory,
  that you bear much fruit, showing yourselves to be my disciples.
John 15:1-8 NIV

 

 

"THE LORDS PRAYER"

 

Rather cleverly done.
This is in two parts,
the prayer (in blue type) and
GOD (in red type)
in response.
**********
Our Father Who Art In Heaven.
Yes?
Don't interrupt me. I'm praying.
But -- you called ME!
Called you?
No, I didn't call you.
I'm praying. Our Father who art in Heaven.
There -- you did it again!
Did what?
Called ME.
You said,
"Our Father who art in Heaven"
Well, here I am.
What's on your mind?
But I didn't mean anything by it.
I was, you know, just saying my prayers for the day.
I always say the Lord's Prayer.
It makes me feel good,
kind of like fulfilling a duty.
Well, all right.
Go on.
Okay, Hallowed be thy name . .
Hold i t right there.
What do you mean by that?
By what?
By "Hallowed be thy name"?
It means, it means . . . good grief,
I don't know what it means.
How in the world should I know?
It's just a part of the prayer.
By the way, what does it mean?
It means honored, holy, wonderful.
Hey, that makes sense.
I never thought about what 'hallowed' meant before.
Thanks.
Thy Kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in Heaven.
Do you really mean that?
Sure, why not?
What are you doing about it?
Doing? Why, nothing, I guess.
I just think it would be kind of neat if you got control,
of everything down here like you have up there.
We're kinda in a mess down here you know.
Yes, I know;
but, have I got control of you?
Well, I go to church.
That isn't what I asked you.
What about your bad temper?
You've really got a problem there, you know.
And then there's the way you spend your money --
all on yourself.
And what about the kind of books you read?
Now hold on just a minute!
Stop picking on me!
I'm just as good as some of the rest of those people at church!
Excuse ME.
I thought you were praying
for my will to be done.
If that is to happen,
it will have to start with the ones
who are praying for it.
Like you -- for example.
Oh, all right. I guess I do have some hang-ups.
Now that you mention  it,
I could probably name some others.
So could I.
I haven't thought about it very much until now,
but I really would like to cut out some of those things.
I would like to, you know, be really free.
Good.
Now we're getting somewhere.We'll work together -- You and ME.
I'm proud of You.
Look, Lord, if you don't mind,
I need to finish up here.
This is taking a lot longer than it usually does.
Give us this day, our daily bread.
You need to cut out the brea d.
You're overweight as it is.
Hey, wait a minute! What is this?
Here I was doing my religious duty,
and all of a sudden you break in
and remind me of all my hang-ups.
Praying is a dangerous thing.
You just might get what you ask for.
Remember,
you called ME -- and here I am.
It's too late to stop now.
Keep pray ing.  ( . . . pause . . . )
Well, go on.
I'm scared to.
Scared? Of what?
I know what you'll say.
Try ME.
Forgive us our sins, as we forgive those who sin against us.
What about Ann?
See? I knew it!
I knew you would bring her up!
Why, Lord, she's told lies about me, spread stories.
She never paid back the money she owes me.
I've sworn to get even with her!
But -- your prayer --
What about your prayer?
I didn't -- mean it.
Well, at least you're honest.
But, it's quite a load carrying around all that bitterness
and resentment isn't it?
Yes, but I'll feel bet ter as soon as I get even with her.
Boy, have I got some plans for her!!
She'll wish she had never been born.
No, you won't feel any better.
You'll feel worse.
Revenge isn't sweet.
You know how unhappy you are --
Well, I can change that.
You can? How?
Forgive Ann.
Then, I'll forgive you;
And the hate and the sin,
will be Ann's problem -- not yours.
You will have settled the problem
as far as you are concerned.
Oh, you know, you're right.
You always are.
And more than I want revenge,
I want to be right with You . . (sigh).
Ohhhhh, all right . . . all right .
I forgive her.
There now!
Wonderful!
How do you feel?
Hmmmm. Well, not bad.
Not bad at all!
In fact, I feel pretty good!
You know, I don't think I'll go to bed uptight tonight.
I haven't been getting much rest in quite a while, you know.
Yeah, I know.
But, you're not through with your prayer are yo u? Go on.
Oh, all right.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
Good! Good! I'll do that.
Just don't put yourself in a place
where you can be tempted.
What do you mean by that?
You know what I mean.
Yeah. I know.
Okay.
Go ahead. Finish your prayer.
For Thine is the kingdom,
and the power,
and the glory forever.
Amen.
Do you know what would bring me glory --
What would really make me happy?
No, but I'd like to know.
I want to please you now.
I've really made a mess of things.
I want to truly follow you.
I can see now how great that would be.
So, tell me . . .
How do I make you happy?
YOU just did.

 

Have a Blessed Weekend

Dave and Barbara

 

 

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