Fw: [Promise-Keeping_Men] Happy Monday!!
Quote from Forum Archives on May 8, 2000, 10:14 amPosted by: mpeveto <mpeveto@...>
----- Original Message -----
From: "James Pepin" <james.pepin@wcom.com>
To: "Promise-keeping_men" <Promise-Keeping_men@welovegod.org>
Sent: Monday, May 08, 2000 8:45 AM
Subject: [Promise-Keeping_Men] Happy Monday!!> A few one liners to help kick off the week.
>
> YBIC
> James >
> "He that dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of
> the Almighty. I will say of the Lord, "He is my refuge and my fortress,
my
> God, in whom I trust." Psalm 91:1-2
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid
bowlers.
> However, all the league records were destroyed in a fire in the early
> 1800's. Thus, we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
>
> A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm
> shrinking!" The doctor calmly responded, "Settle down. You'll just have to
> be a little patient."
>
> An anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the
> assistance of a tribal native who indicated that the leaves of a
particular
> fern serves as a cure for constipation. When the anthropologist expressed
> his doubts, the native looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you,
> with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"
>
>
Posted by: mpeveto <mpeveto@...>
From: "James Pepin" <james.pepin@wcom.com>
To: "Promise-keeping_men" <Promise-Keeping_men@welovegod.org>
Sent: Monday, May 08, 2000 8:45 AM
Subject: [Promise-Keeping_Men] Happy Monday!!
> A few one liners to help kick off the week.
>
> YBIC
> James >
> "He that dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of
> the Almighty. I will say of the Lord, "He is my refuge and my fortress,
my
> God, in whom I trust." Psalm 91:1-2
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid
bowlers.
> However, all the league records were destroyed in a fire in the early
> 1800's. Thus, we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
>
> A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm
> shrinking!" The doctor calmly responded, "Settle down. You'll just have to
> be a little patient."
>
> An anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the
> assistance of a tribal native who indicated that the leaves of a
particular
> fern serves as a cure for constipation. When the anthropologist expressed
> his doubts, the native looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you,
> with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"
>
>