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Posted by: amazinggraze <amazinggraze@...>
The following excerpts are actual answers given on history tests
and in Sunday school quizzes by children between 5th and 6th grade in
Ohio.
Ancient Egypt was inhabited by gypsies and mummies who all wrote in
hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert.......
Moses went up on Mount Cyanide get the ten commandos. He died before
he ever reached Canada but his commandos made it.
Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines. He was
an actual hysterical figure as well as being in the bible.
The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, ....In the first Olympic
games, They ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the
java.....
Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak
Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul
Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible.
William Shakespear wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all
in Islamic pentameter...Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was
Miguel Cervantes. He Wrote Donkey Hote.
Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very
large.
Bethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf that he
wrote loud music and became the father of rock and roll. He took long
walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven
expired in 1827 and later died for this.
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