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#1 · October 8, 2001, 5:10 pm
Quote from Forum Archives on October 8, 2001, 5:10 pmPosted by: BeckyBoop4 <BeckyBoop4@...>
I thought this was so sweet that i would pass it along;
Becky
There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every
morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts "Praise the
Lord!". The atheist yells back, "There is no God".
She does this every morning with the same result. As time goes on the
lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food. She
goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries, then says
"Praise the Lord".
The next morning she goes out onto the porch and there's the groceries
she's asked for, of course she says "Praise the Lord". The atheist jumps
out from behind a bush and says, "Ha, I bought those groceries --there is
no God". The lady looks at him and smiles, she shouts "Praise the Lord,
not only did you provide for me Lord, you
made Satan pay for the groceries!!"
Doesn't that brighten up your day!
FOOTPRINTS
Oooo
Some people ( )
come into our lives ) /
and quickly go. (_/
oooO
( )
Some people
stay awhile _)
and leave Oooo
footprints on our ( )
hearts... ) /
(_/
oooO
( )
and we are
never _)
the same
Thank you for stepping into my life..........
Send this to all the people who have made even the smallest footprint in
your life. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to
make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human,
enough hope to make you happy.
Posted by: BeckyBoop4 <BeckyBoop4@...>
I thought this was so sweet that i would pass it along;
Becky
Becky
There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every
morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts "Praise the
Lord!". The atheist yells back, "There is no God".
She does this every morning with the same result. As time goes on the
lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food. She
goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries, then says
"Praise the Lord".
The next morning she goes out onto the porch and there's the groceries
she's asked for, of course she says "Praise the Lord". The atheist jumps
out from behind a bush and says, "Ha, I bought those groceries --there is
no God". The lady looks at him and smiles, she shouts "Praise the Lord,
not only did you provide for me Lord, you
made Satan pay for the groceries!!"
Doesn't that brighten up your day!
FOOTPRINTS
Oooo
Some people ( )
come into our lives ) /
and quickly go. (_/
oooO
( )
Some people
stay awhile _)
and leave Oooo
footprints on our ( )
hearts... ) /
(_/
oooO
( )
and we are
never _)
the same
Thank you for stepping into my life..........
Send this to all the people who have made even the smallest footprint in
your life. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to
make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human,
enough hope to make you happy.
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