Fwd: toys and religion

#1 · December 6, 1998, 4:50 pm

Quote from Forum Archives on December 6, 1998, 4:50 pm
Posted by: OKtogo1954 <OKtogo1954@...>

Yet some more meaningless but clever spam for your reading pleasure (this one
only going out to religious folk who could appreciate it at its deepest level,
especially you, Rick Mitchell and Normster). Scotty, spam me up!
Matt

<A funny just in time for Christmas shopping.

>
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> Comparison of Religious Theory in the Late 20th Century
>
> Based on the Capitalist's Expression of Faith "He who dies with the most
toys, wins"
>
> 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
> Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of
>difference.
> Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
> Anglican - They were our toys first.
> Atheism - There is no toy maker.
> Baptist - Once played, always played.
> Baha'i - All toys are just fine with us.
> Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
> Calvinism - He who dies with the most toys was eternally predestined to win
> Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
> Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.
> Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses.
> Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to
> hell if we catch you selling yours.
> Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
> Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
> Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.
> Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
> Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.
> Hedonism - To heck with the rule book!? Let's play!
> Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
> Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
> Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
> Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just
>play with them.
> Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk in unintelligible languages, wins.
> Pantheism - All toys are interrelated or There are no toys--everything is
>sacred
> Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
> Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
> Unitarian - I respect your toy even if you disrespect mine.
> Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.
> >>

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Posted by: OKtogo1954 <OKtogo1954@...>

Yet some more meaningless but clever spam for your reading pleasure (this one
only going out to religious folk who could appreciate it at its deepest level,
especially you, Rick Mitchell and Normster). Scotty, spam me up!
Matt

<A funny just in time for Christmas shopping.

>
><<
> Comparison of Religious Theory in the Late 20th Century
>
> Based on the Capitalist's Expression of Faith "He who dies with the most
toys, wins"
>
> 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
> Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of
>difference.
> Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
> Anglican - They were our toys first.
> Atheism - There is no toy maker.
> Baptist - Once played, always played.
> Baha'i - All toys are just fine with us.
> Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
> Calvinism - He who dies with the most toys was eternally predestined to win
> Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
> Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.
> Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses.
> Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to
> hell if we catch you selling yours.
> Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
> Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
> Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.
> Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
> Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.
> Hedonism - To heck with the rule book!? Let's play!
> Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
> Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
> Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
> Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just
>play with them.
> Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk in unintelligible languages, wins.
> Pantheism - All toys are interrelated or There are no toys--everything is
>sacred
> Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
> Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
> Unitarian - I respect your toy even if you disrespect mine.
> Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.
> >>

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