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#1 · January 15, 1999, 7:11 am

Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came
back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great
physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace
with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God?"

George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
He's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to
the bathroom, poof! the light goes on when I pee, and then poof! the
light goes off when I'm done."

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife.

"Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had
to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that
he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom
and then poof! the light goes off?"

Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

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