Quote from Forum Archives on May 19, 2006, 1:37 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"God Knows"

 

One day a mother was explaining to her young son that you should never tell a lie. She told him that God saw everything and heard everything.
She explained, "Even though your father and I may not know if you are telling a lie God will know."

 

The young son replied, "But will He tell?"

 

"Biblical Theme Songs"

 

 

Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"
Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise"
Lazarus: "The Second Time Around"
Esther: "I Feel Pretty"
Job: "I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues"
Moses: "The Wanderer"
Jezebel: "The Lady is a Tramp"
Samson: "Hair"Salome: "I Could Have Danced All Night"
Daniel: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
Esau: "Born To Be Wild"
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego: "Great Balls of Fire!"
The Three Kings: "When You Wish Upon a Star"
Jonah: "Got a Whale of a Tale"
Elijah: "Up, Up, and Away"
Methuselah: "Stayin' Alive"
Nebuchadnezzar: "Crazy

 

 

"The Critical Barber"

 

 

So the guy goes in to his barber. He's all excited, and says, "I'm going to go to Rome. I'm flying on Alitalia and staying at the Rome Hilton, and I'm going to see the Pope!"

 

The barber says, "Ha! Alitalia is a terrible airline, the Rome Hilton is a dump, and when you see the Pope, you'll probably be standing in back of about ten thousand people."

 

So the guy goes to Rome. When he comes back and the barber says, "How was it?"

 

"Great," he says. "Alitalia was wonderful airline. The hotel was great. And I got to meet the Pope!"

 

"You met the Pope?" asked the barber.

 

"I bent down to kiss the Pope's ring."

 

"And what did he say?"

 

"He said, 'Where did you get that crummy haircut?'"

 

Have a Blessed Weekend

Dave and Barbara

 

 

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