Great female comebacks to bad pickup lines
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yeah, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
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Etc.
Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's never used.
Why are men so happy?
Because ignorance is bliss.
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and shake the stove.
Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.