guardian angel

#1 · January 8, 2002, 7:15 am

Posted by: root <root@...>

Walking down the street one day, a woman heard a voice yell,
"Stop!
If you take one more step you will be killed!"

The woman stopped, and seconds later a brick fell and landed
in her path. A minute or two after that, she was getting ready to
cross the street when the same voice bellowed, "Halt!
Don't cross the street now!"

An out-of-control truck soon careened around the corner
and didn't even slow down as it ran the red light.

Shaken, the woman asked out loud, "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice replied. "I imagine you
have some questions for me."

"You bet I do," the woman said.
"Where were you when I invested in that tech stock last year?"