Quote from Forum Archives on April 11, 2007, 1:25 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 

"Hand Dryers"

 

 

My pastor friend put sanitary hot air hand dryers in the rest rooms at his church and after two weeks took them out.
I asked him why and he confessed that they worked fine but when he went in there he saw a sign that read,

 

"For a sample of this week's sermon, push the button."

 

"Minivan Tow"

 

 

A man was driving down the highway late one night when his mini-van broke down. He turned on his flashers and tried to get someone's attention to help him. Eventually a Lamburgini Countash pulls up.
"Any chance I could get a lift into town?" said the mini-van driver.

 

"I can do better than that," the man driving the Countash replied. "I've got a V-12 under this hood, I can tow you to the nearest town, no problem. Just honk your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast."

 

They head off down the road and eventually come to a stop light and up pulls a Farrari F40 with a V-10. The F40 began to rev it's engine to get the Countash to race. The Countash rev's its engine and the light turns green. They fly out of there, and about a half a mile down the road they pass a speed trap.

 

The officer there watches them pass and radios to base saying, "Base, you will not believe what I just saw. A F40 and a Countash were driving down the road doing about 120 with a Mini-van honking it's horn and flashing it's lights trying to pass them!"

 

"ELEPHANT STEW"

 

 

Elephant Stew:
1 Elephant, Medium size,
2 rabbits (optional),
gravy.

 

Cut elephant into bite size pieces and cover with gravy.

Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees F.

This elephant serves 3,800 adults and 35 children.

If more are expected, two rabbits may be added.

Do this only if absolute necessary, as most people do not
like to find a hare in their stew!

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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