Havenly Pursuits
Posted by: thehold <thehold@...>
>Heavenly Pursuits
>
>
> The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by
> the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour he is told
> that he can enjoy any of the myriad of recreations available.
>
> He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of
> the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning the
> languages.
>
> After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and
> begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from the
> most recent "Easy Reading" to the original script. All of a sudden
> there is a scream in the library.
>
> The Angels come running in only to find the Pope huddled in his
>chair, crying to himself, and muttering, "An 'R'! The scribes left out
>the 'R'."
>
> A particularly concerned Angel takes him aside, offering comfort, and
> asks him what the problem is and what does he mean.
>
> After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "It's the letter 'R'.
> They left out the 'R'. The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"
>
>
Jeff and Belinda Smith - WilderLands Hold <*))))))<
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