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#1 · July 18, 2005, 12:24 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"HOUSE FOR SALE"
 

ADDRESS:
Heaven
 
FEATURES:
Many rooms
with a master suite
 
Spacious love
 
Open floor
plan for peace
 
Large eat-in grace
 
Fenced in mercy
with room for
expansion
 
Son room
with a marvelous
view of salvation
 
Pool
of milk and honey
in the back
 
Pearly gates
in front
 
DIRECTIONS:
The only way
to the Father
is through
the Son
 
PRICE:
$0.00
 
Calvary
Owner financing
 
COMMUNITY:
Friendly
angelic
neighbors
 
Great family
and friends
 
Praise the Lord
all day and night
 
BONUS:
Crown of stars,
new luxurious robe
 
Golden slippers
with matching wings
 
Bring a friend,
and get a reward
 
For more information...
Call your local agent
or representative...
 
Name, address
and phone number
listed below:
 
NAME:
Jesus Christ
 
ADDRESS:
Corner of,
Repent Highway
and Streets of Gold
 
PHONE:
Dial John 3:16
 
 
 

When Satan comes knocking
at your door just simply say
"Jesus will you get that for me! "
 
I'll fly away, oh Glory, I'll fly away,
When I die, hallelujah by and by,
I'll fly away
 
In my Father's house are
many mansions;
if it were not so,
I would have told you.
I go to prepare
a place for you.
 
And if I go and prepare a place
for you, I will come again,
and receive you unto myself,
that where I am, there ye may be also.
St.John 14: 2 - 3
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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