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How Tough We Are
#1 · June 6, 2007, 1:17 pm
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"How Tough We Are"
Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were."I'm so
tough", said the first boy, "that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a
week".
tough", said the first boy, "that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a
week".
"Well", said the second little boy, "I'm so tough, I can wear out a pair
of jeans in a day".
of jeans in a day".
"That's nothing", said the third boy. "When my parents take me to see
my grandma and grampa, I can wear them out in a hour".
my grandma and grampa, I can wear them out in a hour".
"A Conceited New Rookie"
A conceited new rookie was pitching his first game. He walked the first five men he faced and the manager took him out of the game. The rookie slammed his glove on the ground as he yelled, "Darn it, the jerk took me out when I had a no-hitter going.
"Good..Better...Best"
GOOD:
In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST:
A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball.
" He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There
was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said..
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was
laughing too hard to start her car.
A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball.
" He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There
was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said..
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was
laughing too hard to start her car.
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
Dave and Barbara
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