I Am A Christian Tuesday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Tech Support: "Yes..how can I help you?"
Customer: "Well, after much consideration,
I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me
through the process?"
Tech Support: "Yes. I can help you. Are you ready
to proceed?"
Customer: "Well, I'm not very technical, but I
think I'm ready. What do I do first?"
Tech Support: "The first step is to open your
Heart. Have you located your Heart?"
Customer: "Yes, but there are several other
programs running now. Is it okay to install Love
while they are running?"
Tech Support: "What programs are running?"
Customer: "Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low
Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now."
Tech Support: "No problem, Love will gradually erase
Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may
remain
in your permanent memory but
it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will
eventually override
Low Self-Esteem with a module
of its own call High Self-Esteem. However, you have
to completely
Turn off Grudge and
Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being
properly installed. Can
You turn those off?"
Customer: "I don't know how to turn them off.
Can you tell me how?"
Tech Support: "With pleasure. Go to your start menu
and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as
necessary
Until Grudge and Resentment
have been completely erased."
Customer: "Okay, done! Love has started
installing itself. Is that normal?"
Tech Support: "Yes, but remember that you have only
the base program. You need to begin connecting to
other Hearts
In order to get the upgrades."
Customer: "Oops! I have an error message
already. It says, "Error-Program not run on external
components". What
Should I do?"
Tech Support: "Don't worry. It means that the Love
program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has
not yet
Been run on your Heart. In
non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love
yourself before you
Can love others."
Customer: "So, what should I do?"
Tech Support: "Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click
on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your
Worth and
Acknowledge your Limitations."
Customer: "Okay. Done."
Tech Support: "Now, copy them to the "My Heart"
directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting
files and begin
Patching faulty programming.
Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from
all directories and
Empty your Recycle Bin to make
sure it is completely gone and never comes back."
Customer: "Got it. Hey! My heart is filling
up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and
Peace and Contentment
Are copying themselves all
over My Heart. Is this normal?"
Tech Support: "Sometimes. For others it takes
awhile, but eventually everything gets it the proper
time. So Love is
Installed and running. One
more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be
sure to give it and its
Various modules to everyone
you meet. They will in turn share it with others and
return some cool modules
Back to you."
Customer: "Thank You, God."
When I say "I am a Christian"
I'm not shouting "I am saved"
I'm whispering "I get lost"
that is why I chose this way
When I say "I am a Christian"
I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble
and need someone to be my guide
When I say "I am a Christian"
I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I am weak
and pray for strength to carry on.
When I say "I am a Christian"
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed
and cannot ever pay the debt.
When I say "I am a Christian"
I'm not claiming to be perfect.
My flaws are too visible
but God believes I'm worth it.
When I say "I am a Christian"
I still feel the sting of pain.
I have my share of heartaches
which is why I seek HIS name.
When I say "I am a Christian"
I do not wish to judge.
I have no authority
I only know I'm loved.
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