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Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

<>< Jesus.Net ><>
 
Dear Friends,
Here is a new network on-line. If you've never heard of it, it's called JesusNet. JesusNet is the best in on-line services.
 
No charges.
No smut.
Complete privacy.
No computer hardware to buy.
Unlimited baud rate.
 
Here are a few of the Terms of Service:
 
JesusNet will provide
 
1 - Limitless access: "So I say to you: Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you." Luke 11:9
 
2 - Guaranteed connection no matter how bad the line is: "He will call upon me, and I will answer him; I will be with him in trouble, I will deliver him and honor him." Psalm 91:15
 
3 - Answers even before you connect: "Before they call I will answer; while they are still speaking I will hear." Isaiah 65:24
 
4 - Easy enrollment on JesusNet: "....They will call on my name and I will answer them; I will say, `They are my people' and they will say, `The Lord is our God.'." Zec. 13:9
 
5 - Peace of mind: "Do not be anxious about anything, by in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your request to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and minds in Christ Jesus." Philippians 4:6-7
 
6 - IF YOU STAY CONNECTED, you can have anything you want: "If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish and it will be given you." John 15:7
 
If you abide by these terms:
 
1 - Wholeheartedness: "You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart." Jeremiah 29:13
 
2 - Belief: "Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours." Mark 11:24
 
3 - Humility and Repentance: ". . . .if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and forgive their sin and will heal their land." 2 Chronicles 7:14
 
4 - Obedience: ". . . .and receive from anything we ask, because we obey His commands and do what pleases Him." 1 John 3:22
 
The above has been a creative and fun way to describe the benefits of prayer. JesusNet is the body of believers, connected to their Lord in prayer. This is not a complete list of the Terms of Service. Please read the Basic Instruction Before Leaving Earth (B.I.B.L.E.) and find more Terms of Service.
 
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<>< The Complete Prayer For Protection ><>
 
The Light of God surrounds me.
The Love of God enfolds me.
The Power of God protects me.
The Presence of God watches over me.
The Mind of God guides me.
The Life of God flows through me.
The Laws of God direct me.
The Power of God abides within me.
The Joy of God uplifts me.
The Strength of God renews me.
The Beauty of God inspires me.
 
Wherever I am, God is!
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
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