Job's I've Had
Quote from Forum Archives on September 14, 1999, 7:08 amPosted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned. Yeah,
they put the squeeze on me, said I couldn't concentrate. You know, same
old boring rind over and over again.I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the
axe.I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. It was a sew-sew
job.I used to work in a muffler factory, until I got exhausted.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.
I wanted to be a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but I just didn't have the thyme.I used to be a deli worker, but I couldn't cut the mustard
I used to be a musician, but I wasn't noteworthy.
I used to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patients
I used to be a postman, but I got sacked
I used to work in a glue factory, but I couldn't stick to it.
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
they put the squeeze on me, said I couldn't concentrate. You know, same
old boring rind over and over again.
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the
axe.
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. It was a sew-sew
job.
I used to work in a muffler factory, until I got exhausted.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.
I wanted to be a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but I just didn't have the thyme.
I used to be a deli worker, but I couldn't cut the mustard
I used to be a musician, but I wasn't noteworthy.
I used to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patients
I used to be a postman, but I got sacked
I used to work in a glue factory, but I couldn't stick to it.