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kids talk - cute

Posted by: root <root@...>

Melanie (5) asked her grandma how old she was. The old lady said she
was so old she didn't remember anymore. Said Melanie: "If you don't
remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

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Lisa (6) was asked to say grace when her mom invited friends to
dinner. "I don't know what to say," said the little girl. "just say what you
always hear me say," said her mom. Lisa bowed her head and said: "Lord, why
on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

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Brittany (4) had ear ache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain
to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mom explained
it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with
wonder, the little girl asked: "how does it know it's me?"