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LEARNING OUR ABC'S WEDNESDAY
#1 · May 9, 2007, 8:12 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Special Prayer Request For Jayce"
Jayce was born on May 11, 2006 at 27 weeks. On June 9th he started showing symptoms of NEC. June 11th, Jayce had surgery. They took out 3/4 of the small intestine.
On Aug 23rd, Jayce came home. He required home-health nurses 7days a week.
On Oct 19th Jayce was admitted because of an infection. He had surgery on Oct 27th to reconnect his intestines, but on Nov 6th they found that it didn't work, and he was leaking into his tummy. So, they had to go back in & take his intestines back apart.
January 9th he was moved to Childrens Hospital & remains there to this day.
To date Jayce has had 15 surgeries & still possibly more to come. So far there is no word as to when he will be able to come out of the hospital.
Jayce is back in ICU as of May 3rd.
Jayce has since had more surgery and is so far still in ICU.
Please keep Jayce in prayer and also the rest of the family as this has been a very hard time for them.
Thank You for taking time to read this and for your prayers for Jayce.
Dave and Barbara
On Aug 23rd, Jayce came home. He required home-health nurses 7days a week.
On Oct 19th Jayce was admitted because of an infection. He had surgery on Oct 27th to reconnect his intestines, but on Nov 6th they found that it didn't work, and he was leaking into his tummy. So, they had to go back in & take his intestines back apart.
January 9th he was moved to Childrens Hospital & remains there to this day.
To date Jayce has had 15 surgeries & still possibly more to come. So far there is no word as to when he will be able to come out of the hospital.
Jayce is back in ICU as of May 3rd.
Jayce has since had more surgery and is so far still in ICU.
Please keep Jayce in prayer and also the rest of the family as this has been a very hard time for them.
Thank You for taking time to read this and for your prayers for Jayce.
Dave and Barbara
"LEARNING OUR ABC'S"
A - Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
B - BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.
C - COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
D - DATE: Infrequent outings with Dad where Mom can enjoy worrying about the kids in a different setting.
E - EMPTY NEST: See "WISHFUL THINKING."
F - FABLE: A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.
G - GUM: Adhesive for the hair.
H - HINDSIGHT: What Mom experiences from changing too many diapers.
I - INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
J - JUNK: Dad's stuff.
K - KISS: Mom's medicine.
L - LEMONADE STAND: Complicated business venture where Mom buys powdered mix, sugar, lemons, and paper cups, and sets up a table, chairs, pitchers and ice for kids who sit there for three to six minutes and net a profit of 15 cents.
M - MAYBE - No.
N - Nail Polish - part of an assortment of make-up items such as lipstick, eyeliner, blush etc. which ironically make Mom look better while making her young daughter look "like a tramp."
O - OVERSTUFFED RECLINER: Mom's nickname for Dad.
P - PANIC What a mother goes through when the darn wind-up swing stops.
Q - QUIET - A state of household serenity which occurs before the birth of the first child and occurs again after the last child has left for college.
R - REFRIGERATOR: Combination art gallery and air-conditioner for the kitchen.
S - SPOILED ROTTEN: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma.
T - TOWELS: See "FLOOR COVERINGS".
U - UNDERWEAR: An article of clothing, the cleanliness of which ensures the wearer will never have an accident.
V - VACATION: Where you take the family to get away from it all, only to find it there, too.
W - WALLS: Complete set of drawing paper for kids that comes with every room.
X - XOXOXOXOXO: Mom salutation guaranteed to make the already embarrassing note in a kid's lunch box even more mortifying.
Y - "YIPPEE!": What mother's shout the first day of school.
Z - ZUCCHINI: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it.
B - BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.
C - COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
D - DATE: Infrequent outings with Dad where Mom can enjoy worrying about the kids in a different setting.
E - EMPTY NEST: See "WISHFUL THINKING."
F - FABLE: A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.
G - GUM: Adhesive for the hair.
H - HINDSIGHT: What Mom experiences from changing too many diapers.
I - INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
J - JUNK: Dad's stuff.
K - KISS: Mom's medicine.
L - LEMONADE STAND: Complicated business venture where Mom buys powdered mix, sugar, lemons, and paper cups, and sets up a table, chairs, pitchers and ice for kids who sit there for three to six minutes and net a profit of 15 cents.
M - MAYBE - No.
N - Nail Polish - part of an assortment of make-up items such as lipstick, eyeliner, blush etc. which ironically make Mom look better while making her young daughter look "like a tramp."
O - OVERSTUFFED RECLINER: Mom's nickname for Dad.
P - PANIC What a mother goes through when the darn wind-up swing stops.
Q - QUIET - A state of household serenity which occurs before the birth of the first child and occurs again after the last child has left for college.
R - REFRIGERATOR: Combination art gallery and air-conditioner for the kitchen.
S - SPOILED ROTTEN: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma.
T - TOWELS: See "FLOOR COVERINGS".
U - UNDERWEAR: An article of clothing, the cleanliness of which ensures the wearer will never have an accident.
V - VACATION: Where you take the family to get away from it all, only to find it there, too.
W - WALLS: Complete set of drawing paper for kids that comes with every room.
X - XOXOXOXOXO: Mom salutation guaranteed to make the already embarrassing note in a kid's lunch box even more mortifying.
Y - "YIPPEE!": What mother's shout the first day of school.
Z - ZUCCHINI: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it.
"Is It Raining"
A flight attendant was on the red-eye to Manila when a water leak
developed in the galley, which eventually soaked the carpet throughout
the cabin of the 747.
developed in the galley, which eventually soaked the carpet throughout
the cabin of the 747.
A very sleepy passenger who had become aware of the dampness asked the attendant,
"Has it been raining?"
Keeping a straight face, the attendant replied,
"Yes, but we put the top up."
With a sigh of relief, the passenger went back to sleep.
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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