Men bashing
Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do
the dishes?
Both of them.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What did God say after creating Adam?
I must be able to do better than that.
What did God say after creating Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."