Mighty Lion
Quote from Forum Archives on December 6, 1999, 7:47 amPosted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and
cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!"
Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows, "Who is the
mightiest of all jungle animals?"The terrified wildebeest stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest
animal in the jungle!"On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest
of all jungle animals?"Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him
against a tree half a dozen times, the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a
safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on the lion till it looked like a corn
tortilla and ambled away.The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and hollered after the
elephant, "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so
ticked off."
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!"
Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows, "Who is the
mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The terrified wildebeest stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest
animal in the jungle!"
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest
of all jungle animals?"
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him
against a tree half a dozen times, the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a
safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on the lion till it looked like a corn
tortilla and ambled away.
The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and hollered after the
elephant, "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so
ticked off."