Misc. questions
Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
get a Phillip's Screwdriver?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be
wearing night gowns?
When someone asks you,"A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two
cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to
begin with.
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who
drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why is it that is someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in
the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet
paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does
he become disoriented?
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