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Mopeds & Ferraris
#1 · May 6, 1999, 12:24 pm
Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
A hip young man goes out and buys a 1998 Ferrari GTO. It is the
best and most expensive car available in the world, costing about
$500,000. He takes it out for a spin and while stopping for a red
light, an old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls
up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of
the car, and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?". The young
man replies, "A 1998 Ferrari GTO. They cost about a half million
dollars! The car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool
dude proudly. The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside ?".
"Sure ", replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the
window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says,
"That is a pretty nice car, all right!"
Just then, the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man
what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedo-
meter reads 320 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view
mirror. It seems to be getting closer!. He slows down to see what
it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him,
going much faster! What on earth could be going faster than my
Ferrari? The young man asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a
dot coming towards him.........Whoooooosh !. It goes by again, heading
the opposite direction!. And it almost looked like the old man on the
moped! Couldn't be, thinks the guy. How could a moped outrun a
Ferrari? Again he sees a dot in his rear view mirror!. ...Whoooooosh
Ka-BbbblaMMM !. It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the
rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man! Of course
the moped and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the
dying old man and says, "You're badly hurt! Is there anything I can
do for you? The old man moans and replies, "Yes, Unhook my suspenders
from your side-view mirror!"
best and most expensive car available in the world, costing about
$500,000. He takes it out for a spin and while stopping for a red
light, an old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls
up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of
the car, and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?". The young
man replies, "A 1998 Ferrari GTO. They cost about a half million
dollars! The car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool
dude proudly. The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside ?".
"Sure ", replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the
window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says,
"That is a pretty nice car, all right!"
Just then, the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man
what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedo-
meter reads 320 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view
mirror. It seems to be getting closer!. He slows down to see what
it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him,
going much faster! What on earth could be going faster than my
Ferrari? The young man asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a
dot coming towards him.........Whoooooosh !. It goes by again, heading
the opposite direction!. And it almost looked like the old man on the
moped! Couldn't be, thinks the guy. How could a moped outrun a
Ferrari? Again he sees a dot in his rear view mirror!. ...Whoooooosh
Ka-BbbblaMMM !. It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the
rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man! Of course
the moped and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the
dying old man and says, "You're badly hurt! Is there anything I can
do for you? The old man moans and replies, "Yes, Unhook my suspenders
from your side-view mirror!"