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More thoughts to ponder

Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>

More Thoughts To Ponder

Just a few deep thoughts for 1999....by Steven Wright

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up
with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are
we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put
their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for
them while they delivered the mail?