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New Pastor
#1 · June 19, 2002, 6:13 pm
Posted by: jnthrower <jnthrower@...>
New Preacher
A new pastor moved into town and went out one
Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well
until he came to one house. It was obvious that
someone was home, but no one came to the door even
after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took
out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and
stuck it in the door. The next day, as he was
counting the offering he found his card in the
collection plate. Below his message was a notation
"Genesis 3:10." Upon opening his Bible to the
passage, his face turned red, and he let out a roar
of laughter.
Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well
until he came to one house. It was obvious that
someone was home, but no one came to the door even
after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took
out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and
stuck it in the door. The next day, as he was
counting the offering he found his card in the
collection plate. Below his message was a notation
"Genesis 3:10." Upon opening his Bible to the
passage, his face turned red, and he let out a roar
of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold, I stand at the door
and knock. If any man hears my voice, and opens the
door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him,
and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice
in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."