Night of the Possum Part 2
Posted by: amazinggraze <amazinggraze@...>
...a large...a large...
Now, it may be possible that I've built this up a little too much.
Knowing that I live in the Pacific Northwest, some of you (especially
those east of the Mississippi) are probably thinking that there was a
Grizzly Bear or Timber Wolf or possibly a King Salmon in my chicken
coop. So I hope the truth doesn't disappoint too many of you. Nor is
this some sort of Big Foot tale. But I assure you that the events of
this story actually happened, though, I'll grant that I've added one or
two slight embellishments to add drama. Did I mention, I've been
reading Hemmingway this summer? But I digress. Back to the story!
... a large possum. Ugh!... a big, fat, ugly ol' possum with its beady,
black eyes staring at me, and hissing through its needle-like teeth.
It was in a cardboard box on the floor of the coop. When I recovered
from the initial shock, I realized it wasn't looking at me at all. It
hadn't even noticed me. The giant rat-beast was sitting on top of one
of my favorite hens. The possum's full attention was given to
scratching furiously with its pointy little claws and tearing feathers
out by the paw-full. I could tell my poor hen was still alive, but I
couldn't assess the damage.
What to do, what to do... Save the chicken, kill the possum. I need a
weapon. I didn't have a weapon. I ran into the barn. Weapon, weapon,
where's a weapon. Ah, I spotted a
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pitchfork -- not one of those sharp manure forks, but a four-tine, blunt
garden pitchfork. Surely, I thought, the beast has fled. But when I
got back to the coop, there he sat mauling my hen. The chicken
continued to struggle under the savagery of her attacker. I raised the
pitchfork ready to strike. Oh, the blow had to be perfect. I didn't
want to hit the white feathery pile, but if I missed the possum, the
marauder would escape -- and if he got away, he'd surely return another
night.
In fact, I was now sure that I was face to face with the very villain
that had been mercilessly killing hens for the past several months. At
one point we had ten chickens that roosted in the barn (instead of the
coop). One after the other, each fell prey to the brutality of a
nightly raider. It's always the hens too -- never the roosters. In the
morning, I would open the barn to find a pile of feathers and pieces of
chicken. I would always ask, but none of the animals in the barn had
heard or seen anything -- at least they never admitted it. Why they
would cover for this rat I never found out. I suspect he was
black-mailing the horses and had paid off the roosters, some sort of
Chicken cabal. The cow may have actually hired the possum since the
chickens were sitting right over her head. The truth may never be
known.
Sitting now in the quiet and security of my air-conditioned office, I
can still recall every nuance of that fateful instant: Pitchfork poised
to strike, the glint of the steel tines, the rain pinging the metal roof
of the coop, the dog barking, and off in the distance a truck
down-shifting on the interstate.
With a flash of lightening and the speed of a cobra...
Oh, my. I'd better get back to work. Stay tuned to this channel,
ladies and gentlemen, for another thrilling episode of >>The Night of
the Possum<<.