ponderings

#1 · September 3, 2006, 3:32 pm

Posted by: pinehaven <pinehaven@...>

THOUGHTS TO PONDER

If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something
new to eat will have materialized ?

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use, the

bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you try to catch something that's falling off a table, usually

you manage to knock something else over too?

Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is

how close to the road the stuff is placed?

Why do old(er) men wear their pants higher than younger guys?

Heather Mc
http://www.homesteadblogger.com/pinehaven
1Thessalonians 5:2
Are you ready?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmLhyPjHVes

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