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Puppies for Sale

Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>

Puppies for sale

A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read 'Puppies for
Sale.' These signs had a weird way of attracting children. And sure enough,
a little boy appeared at the sign.

"How much are you gonna sell those puppies for?" he asked.

The store owner replied "Anywhere from $30-$50."

The little boy reached into his pocket and pulled out some change. "I
have $2.37, can I have a look at them?"

The store owner smiled and whistled and out of the kennel came Lady, who
ran down the aisle of his store followed by five teeny, tiny balls of fur.

One puppy was lagging considerably behind. Immediately the little boy
singled out the lagging, limping puppy and said, "What's wrong with that
little dog?"

The man explained that when the puppy was born, the vet had said that it
had no hip socket and would limp for the rest of its life.

The little boy got really excited and said "That's the puppy I wanna
buy!"

The man replied "No, you don't wanna buy that little dog. If you really
want him, I'll give him to you."

The little boy got quite upset. He looked straight into the man's eyes,
pointing his finger and said, "I don't want you to give him to me. He
is worth every bit as much as the other dogs and I'll pay the full price.
In fact, I'll give you $2.37 now and 50 cents every month until I have
him paid for."

The man countered, "You really don't want to buy this puppy. He is
never gonna be able to run, jump and play like other puppies!"

To this the little boy reached down and rolled up his pant leg to reveal
a badly twisted, crippled left leg supported by a big metal brace. He
looked up at the man and said, "Well, I don't run so well myself, and the
little puppy will need someone who understands."