Quite funny but OT
Posted by: jwrennie <jwrennie@...>
Given the number of computer types on this list and the fact that they
tend to like science i've included this, but it is off topic.
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that humans had
come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to
go and tell God so.
The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we
no longer need you; We're to the point that we can clone people and do
many miraculous
things, so why don't You just go on and get lost." God listened very
patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist was done talking, God
said, "Very well, how
about this? Let's say we have a man-making contest." To which the
scientist replied, "Okay, great!" "But," God added, "we're going to do
this just like I did back in
the old days with Adam." The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and
bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt. God looked at him and
said, "No, no, no. You go
get your own dirt."
Jason