Quote from Forum Archives on January 3, 1998, 8:32 pm

Posted by: elrond <elrond@...>

[Ignore the name in the 'from' field - it's my dad's name, though it's my
acount]

Good one :*-)

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> Subject: [DragonRaid] Havenly Pursuits
> Date: 3. januar 1998 19:32
>
> In keeping with my effort to bring a smile to your face whenever I can...
>
>
>
> >Heavenly Pursuits
> >
> >
> > The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by
> > the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour he is told
> > that he can enjoy any of the myriad of recreations available.
> >
> > He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of
> > the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning the
> > languages.
> >
> > After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and
> > begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from the
> > most recent "Easy Reading" to the original script. All of a sudden
> > there is a scream in the library.
> >
> > The Angels come running in only to find the Pope huddled in his
> >chair, crying to himself, and muttering, "An 'R'! The scribes left out
> >the 'R'."
> >
> > A particularly concerned Angel takes him aside, offering comfort, and
> > asks him what the problem is and what does he mean.
> >
> > After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "It's the letter 'R'.
> > They left out the 'R'. The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"
> >
> >
>
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