Re: Cute

#1 · June 19, 2002, 3:11 pm

Posted by: kelleybee <kelleybee@...>

Marci,

That was really cute!!!! Thanks for sharing that with us...gave me a chuckle!!!!

Kelley

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Subject: [HomeSteadHeaven] Cute

Read these slowly, it takes awhile for awareness to dawn.

Arbitrator : A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Avoidable : What a bullfighter tries to do.

Bernadette : The act of torching a mortgage

Burglarize : What a crook sees with

Control : A short, ugly inmate

Counterfeiters : Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

Eclipse : what an English barber does for a living

Eyedropper : a clumsy ophthalmologist

Heroes : what a guy in a boat does

Left Bank : what the robber did when his bag was full of loot

Misty : How golfers create divots

Paradox : two physicians

Parasites : what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist : a helper on the farm

Polarize : what penguins see with

Primate : removing your spouse from in front of the TV

Relief : what trees do in the spring

Rubberneck : what you do to relax your wife

Seamstress : describes 250 pounds in a size 6

Selfish : what the owner of a seafood store does

Subdued : like a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man

Sudafed : brought litigation against a government official