Re: Satire--The Affordable Boat Act
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----- Original Message -----From: <a title=cyberkat@sti.net href="mailto:cyberkat@sti.net">KathieSent: Tuesday, November 26, 2013 6:34 PMSubject: [HomeSteadHeaven] Satire--The Affordable Boat Actgreat satireNew U.S. Law: "The Affordable Boat Act"
The government has just passed a new law called: "The Affordable Boat Act" declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new boat, by April 2014.
These "affordable" boats will cost from $24,000-$124,000 each, not including taxes, trailers, towing fees, insurance, fuel, docking and storage fees,
maintenance or repair costs.
This law has been passed, because until now, typically only financially responsible and working people have been able to purchase boats. This new law ensures that every American can now have a "affordable" boat of their own, because everyone is "entitled" to a boat.
In order to make sure everyone purchases an affordable boat, the costs of owning a boat will increase on average of 250-400% per year. This way, working taxpayers will pay more for something that other people don't want or can't afford to maintain. But to be fair, people who can't afford to maintain their boat will be regularly fined and children (under the age of 26) can use their parents boats to party on until they turn 27; then must purchase their own boat.
BRIEF SUMMARY OF BASIC PROVISIONS OF THIS NEW LAW:
1) If you already have a boat, you can keep yours (just kidding; no you can't).
2) If you don't want or don't need a boat, you are required to buy one anyhow.
3) If you refuse to buy one, you will be fined until you purchase one or face imprisonment.
4) For those that cannot afford one, they will get a free boat with a monthly check for all ownership costs listed above at taxpayer expense.
5) Failure to use the boat will also result in fines.
6) People living in the desert, inner cities or areas with no access to lakes are not exempt.
7) Age, motion sickness, experience, knowledge nor lack of desire are unacceptable excuses for not using your boat.
8) A government review board will decide everything, including; when, where, how often and for what purposes you can use your boat along with how many people can ride in your boat. They will determine if one is too old or healthy enough to be able to use their boat. They will also decide if your boat has out lived its usefulness or if you must purchase specific accessories, or a newer and more expensive boat. (Cash for Clunkers guidelines will be used).
9) Government officials are exempt from this new law. If they want a boat, they and their families can obtain boats free, at the expense of tax payers.
10) Unions, special interest and major donors are also exempt from these requirements.
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