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#1 · March 26, 1999, 7:25 am
Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
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* Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll
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* Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and
smacks included.
* Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
* Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
* Stock up and save. Limit: one.
* Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
* 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
* Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for
efficient beating.
* Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
* For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large
drawers.
* Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to
take home, too.
* We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by
hand.
* Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
* Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
* Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
* Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.
* Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
* Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume
general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth
of family.
* And now, the Superstore-unequaled in size, unmatched in variety,
unrivaled inconvenience.
* We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for
$1.00.
* Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll
never go anywhere again.
* Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and
smacks included.
* Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
* Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
* Stock up and save. Limit: one.
* Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
* 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
* Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for
efficient beating.
* Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
* For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large
drawers.
* Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to
take home, too.
* We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by
hand.
* Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
* Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
* Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
* Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.
* Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
* Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume
general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth
of family.
* And now, the Superstore-unequaled in size, unmatched in variety,
unrivaled inconvenience.
* We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for
$1.00.