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Recall Notice Friday
#1 · September 7, 2006, 5:41 pm
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Recall Notice"
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to malfunction in the original prototype units code named "Adam" and "Eve", resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed "Subsequent Internal Non-morality",
or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this S.I.N. defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of S.I.N. through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, JESUS, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the S.I.N. defect is, JESUS will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on JESUS.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.
The S.I.N. defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven, so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
GOD
P. S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice!!!
This defect has been technically termed "Subsequent Internal Non-morality",
or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this S.I.N. defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of S.I.N. through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, JESUS, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the S.I.N. defect is, JESUS will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on JESUS.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.
The S.I.N. defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven, so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
GOD
P. S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice!!!
Scriptural References to HUMILITY
Be clothed with humility~~~~~~~~~~~~~Col. 3:12; 1 Pe. 5:5 & 6
Be compassionate and humble~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1 Pe. 3:8
Be humble and gentle~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ep. 4:2
Consider others as better~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ph. 2:3
Do not praise yourself; let others do it~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Pr. 27:2
God gives grace to the humble~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Pr. 3:34; Ja. 4:6
God guides the humble~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ps. 25:9
God humbles the prideful~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Is. 13:11; Da. 4:37
God prospers the humble~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Job 5:11
God saves the humble~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2 S. 22:28
Humble will be exalted~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Mt. 23:12
Humble will be filled with fresh joy~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Is. 29:19
Humble will be honored~Pr. 15:33; 18:12; 29:23; Lu. 14:11; 18:14
Humble yourselves before Lord~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ja. 4:10
Humility brings healing~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2 Chr. 7:14
Humility brings wisdom~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Pr. 11:2
Lord supports the humble~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ps. 147:6
Seek humility~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Zep. 2:3
Show humility toward all men~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Tit. 3:1 & 2
Walk humbly with your God~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Mi. 6:8
Be compassionate and humble~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1 Pe. 3:8
Be humble and gentle~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ep. 4:2
Consider others as better~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ph. 2:3
Do not praise yourself; let others do it~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Pr. 27:2
God gives grace to the humble~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Pr. 3:34; Ja. 4:6
God guides the humble~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ps. 25:9
God humbles the prideful~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Is. 13:11; Da. 4:37
God prospers the humble~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Job 5:11
God saves the humble~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2 S. 22:28
Humble will be exalted~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Mt. 23:12
Humble will be filled with fresh joy~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Is. 29:19
Humble will be honored~Pr. 15:33; 18:12; 29:23; Lu. 14:11; 18:14
Humble yourselves before Lord~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ja. 4:10
Humility brings healing~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2 Chr. 7:14
Humility brings wisdom~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Pr. 11:2
Lord supports the humble~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ps. 147:6
Seek humility~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Zep. 2:3
Show humility toward all men~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Tit. 3:1 & 2
Walk humbly with your God~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Mi. 6:8
Have a Blessed Weekend
Dave and Barbara
Dave and Barbara
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