Say it ain't so
Posted by: root <root@...>
modern life. But have you wondered, "What if God decided to install
voice mail?"
Imagine praying and hearing this:
Thank you for calling My Father's House.
Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquires.
What if God used the familiar excuse... "I'm sorry, all of our angels are
busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important
to us and will be answered in the order it was received, so please stay
on the line"
Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses
as you call God in Prayer:
If you would like to speak to:
Gabriel, Press 1
For Michael, Press 2
For a directory of other Angels, Press 3
If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm
while you are holding please press 4.
To find out if a loved one has been assigned to
Heaven, Press 5, enter his or her Social Security
number, then press the pound key. (If you get a
negative response, try area code 666.)
For reservations at "My Father's House" please enter
J-O-H-N followed by 3-1-6.
For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth
and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive here.
Our computers show that you have already prayed once
today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow.
This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM.
If you need emergency assistance when this office is
closed, contact your local pastor.
THANK GOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE VOICE MAIL AND HE LISTENS
WHEN WE PRAY!!!!!
For God loved the world so much that He gave His Only Son, so that any
one who trusts in Him may never perish but have eternal life" John 3:16