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Seatbelt prize
#1 · October 13, 1999, 7:02 am
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 dollars in
the seatbelt competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the
policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered. "Oh,
don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a smart aleck
when he's drunk." Then the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far
in a stolen car." At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice
said, "Are we over the border yet?"
the seatbelt competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the
policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered. "Oh,
don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a smart aleck
when he's drunk." Then the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far
in a stolen car." At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice
said, "Are we over the border yet?"
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