Sharing a smile
Posted by: drevbar <drevbar@...>
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>There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Black:
>1. He called everyone "brother"
>2. He liked Gospel
>3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
>
>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
>1. He went into His Father's business
>2. He lived at home until he was 33.
>3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was
>God.
>
>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
>1. He talked with his hands.
>2. He had wine with every meal.
>3. He used olive oil.
>
>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
>Californian:
>1. He never cut his hair.
>2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
>3. He started a new religion.
>
>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
>1. He never got married.
>2. He was always telling stories.
>3. He loved green pastures.
>
>But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
>woman:
>1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
>2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
>didn't get it.
>3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work
>to do.
>
>Amen
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