Simple Truths

#1 · July 29, 2001, 8:12 pm

Posted by: amazinggraze <amazinggraze@...>

Simple Truths
>
>Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a
>free trip around the sun every day.
>
>Birthdays are good for you:
>the more you have the longer you live.
>
>How long a minute is depends on what side
>of the bathroom door you're on.
>
>I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much
>jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
>
>If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
>
>Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
>
>You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one
>person.
>
>Don't cry because its over; smile because it happened.
>
>We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty,
>some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors ...but
>they all have to learn to live in the same box.
>
>A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
>
>Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.