Some Signs On Churches
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Under the Same Management for Over 2000 Years
Soul Food Served Here
Tithe if You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!
You Can Give Without Loving but You Cannot Love Without Giving
Beat the Christmas Rush, Come to Church this Sunday
Don't Wait For the Hearse to Take You to Church
We Should be More Concerned With the Rock of Ages, Instead of the Age of
Rocks
Reputation is What People Think About You. Character is What People Know
You Are.
Don't Give Up! Moses Was A Basket Case!
Come Early For a Good Back Seat
Life Has Many Choices. Eternity Has Two.
Worry is Interest Paid on Trouble Before it is Due
A Man's Character is Like a Fence - It Cannot be Strengthened by
Whitewash
Wal-Mart isn't the Only Saving Place
Preach the Gospel at All TImes. Use Words if Necessary
Delay is Preferable to Error
It's Hard to Stumble When You're Down on Your Knees
What Part of "Thou Shall Not" Don't You Understand?
A Clear Conscience Makes a Soft Pillow
The Wages of Sin is Death. Repent Before Payday
Never Give The Devil a Ride. He Will Alway's Want to Drive
Can't Sleep? Try Counting Your Blessings!
Forbidden Fruit Creates Many Jams
To Belittle is to Be Little
Don't Let the Littleness in Others Bring Out the Littleness In You
God Answers Knee Mail
A distraught dog owner called a vet pleading for an
immediate appointment. He explained that his dog had
a large growth or swelling near the corner of its mouth
that had appeared to grow overnight, so I told him to
bring the animal over.
When the man came in with his dog, the vet examined
the animal as the man stood by, anxiously waiting the
vet's opinion.
At last the doctor turned to him and asked, "Do you
have any children?"
"Oh, good grief, is it contagious?" the man gasped.
"No," the doctor answered. "It's bubble gum."
"Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him.
"I don't have to," the little boy replied.
"Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house," Logan explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook.
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