Tech Support Request
Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all
other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash
2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem
to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help
me?
Thank You
Troubled Operator
Dear Sir-
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife
1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to
run everything. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the
program from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend
1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to
install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than
original system. Look in your manual under Warnings - Alimony/Child
Support. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the
entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must
assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur. The
best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset button
as soon as lockup occurs. System will run smooth as long as you take the
blame for all GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance......