THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS
Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
It is reported that the following addition to the Book of Genesis was
discovered in the Dead Sea Scrolls. If authentic, it would shed light on
the question. "Where do pets come from?"
And Adam said: "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me everyday.
Now, I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here, and it is difficult for
me to remember how much you love me."
And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be
with you forever, and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that
you will know I love you, even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how
selfish and childish and unlovable you may be, this new companion will
accept you as you are, and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself."
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam.
And it was a good animal.
And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam, and he wagged his tail. And
Adam said, "But Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom,
and all the good names are taken, and I cannot think of a name for this new
animal."
And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this new animal to be a
reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name,
and you shall call him DOG."
And Dog lived with Adam, and was a companion to him and Eve, and loved them.
And Adam was comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord
and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens
like a peacock and believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed
taught him that he is loved, but no one has taught him humility."
And God created CAT to be a companion for Adam.
And CAT would not obey Adam.
And when Adam gazed into the Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was NOT the
Supreme Being.
And Adam learned humility.
And God was pleased.
And Adam was greatly improved.
And CAT did not care one way or the other.