The Ecumenical Golf Match
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The Pope met with his cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin
Netanyahu, the leader of Israel. "Your Holiness," said one of the
Cardinals, "Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the
friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths."
The Pope thought it was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club
in his hand. "Don't we have a cardinal to represent me?" he asked. "None
that plays golf very well," a cardinal replied. "But," he added, "there is
a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer who is a devout Catholic. We
can offer to make him a Cardinal; then ask him to play Benjamin Netanyahu
as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of
cooperation, we'll also win the match." Everyone agreed it was a good
idea. The call was made. Of course, Nicklaus was honored and agreed to play.
The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the
Pope of the result.
"I have some good news and some bad news, Your Holiness," said the golfer.
"Tell me the good news first, Cardinal Nicklaus," said the Pope.
"Well, your Holiness, I don't like to brag, but even though I've played
some pretty terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have
ever played, by far. I must have been inspired from above. My drives were
long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful and my putting was
perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous."
"There's bad news?" the Pope asked.
"Yes," Nicklaus sighed. "I lost to Rabbi Tiger Woods by three strokes."