All people are conceived in sin and are born children of wrath, unfit for any saving good, inclined to evil, dead in their sins, and slaves to sin; without the grace of the regenerating Holy Spirit they are neither willing nor able to return to God, to reform their distorted nature, or even to dispose themselves to such reform.
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#1 · May 28, 2003, 7:44 pm

Posted by: avhughes <avhughes@...>

I can REALLY relate to this one…

 

A man called the church office one day and said, "Can I please speak to the head hog at the trough?"

 

The secretary, highly offended, said, "If you mean our pastor, then you may refer to him as 'Pastor' or  'Brother,' but you may certainly NOT refer to him as the 'head hog at the trough!'"

 

The man said, "Well, I was planning on giving $10,000 to your church's building fund, but..."

 

"Hold on," the secretary quickly replied, "Porky just walked in."

 

 

 

P.S. “Oink, oink!” “Grunt, grunt!”

 

 

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