THE MASTER'S CARD
Posted by: jdiaz <jdiaz@...>
"There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Master
card."
I'm sure you've all received their applications in the mail. However, I'm
here to advertise a different card. Let me tell you about it? It's The
MASTER'S CARD.
There are no finance charges, no payments due! It's a prepaid deal and
every one is accepted, every application is approved.
My Name is written on the card for all to see. It is accessible twenty-four
hours a day from anywhere in the world.
The MASTER'S CARD has so many benefits, it's hard to list them all.
Let me share some of them with you...you might want to apply for a personal
card yourself.
Just for starters there is UNLIMITED GRACE. That's right, there is no preset
limit to the amount of grace you receive from The MASTER'S CARD.
Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places? Then, look no
farther than The MASTER'S CARD. It offers the greatest rate on love that has
ever been offered.
The MASTER'S CARD gives you access to many "members only" benefits.
Want real joy despite the difficulties of life? Apply for The MASTER'S CARD.
Want a lasting peace? Apply for The MASTER'S CARD.
Looking for something you can always rely on in a jam? The MASTER'S CARD is
perfect for you.
Another great thing about The MASTER'S CARD is that it never expires and
will never be canceled. Once you're a member, you're a member for life..
Eternal Life, that is.
Membership has its privileges, you know. So why not apply today? It's only a
prayer away.....
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