The new salesman
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
A sales company has particular trouble selling Bibles in their location. They
are always looking for someone to break through to their market and make a real
difference. One day, a man comes in with a job application and says, "I-I-I-I'd
l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-t-t-t-to b-b-b-b-b-be a B-B-B-Bible salesman, s-s-s-sir."
Initially, he doesn't want to give the job to this man, but his conscience got
the better of him. He decided to try him out. After three weeks, the manager is
looking at the sales figures and realizes that the new guy is selling the most
copies.
Amazed, he calls him into his office. "You've only worked here for three weeks
and you've already sold more copies than anyone else here! How do you do it?"
"W-w-w-w-w-well, I g-g-g-go up t-t-t-t-to th-the d-d-d-door and-d-d I-I--I
s-s-s-say, w-w-w-w-would y-y-y-y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-b-buy a
c-c-copy o-o-of th-th-th-the B-B-B-Bible, or w-w-w-w-w-would y-y-y-y-you
l-l-l-l-like m-m-me t-t-t-to r-r-r-r-read it t-t-t-t-t-to y-y-y-you?