THE ONE DOLLAR BILL
Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
There was this $20 dollar bill and a $1 dollar bill on the conveyor belt
at the downtown Federal Reserve Building. As they were laying there side by
side the $1 dollar bill said to the $20 dollar bill, "Hey mannnnnn, where
have you been. I haven't seen you in a long time?" The $20 dollar bill
replied, "Man I have been having a ball!! I've been traveling to distant
countries, going to the finest restaurants, to the biggest and best casinos,
numerous boutiques, the mall uptown, the mall downtown, the mall across town
and even a mall that I just newly built. In fact, just this week I've been
to Europe, a professional NBA game, Rodeo Drive, the all day retreat spa,
the top-notch hair salon and the new casino!! I have done it all!!!"
After describing his great travels, the $20 dollar bill asked the $1dollar
bill, "What about you? Where have you been?" The $1 dollar replied, "Well,
I've been to the Baptist church, the Methodist church, the Presbyterian
church, the Episcopalian church the Church of God in Christ, the Catholic
church, the Mormon church, the church of the Latter Day Saints , the A.M.E.
church, the Disciple of Christ church, the... "WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A
M I N U T E !!", shouted the $20 dollar bill to the $1 dollar bill. "What's a
church??"