Things Never Said...
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
10. Here honey, you use the remote.
9. You know, I'd like to see her again, but she's too pretty for me.
8. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
7. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
6. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the
wallpaper store with me?
5. I just want to be held tonight.
4. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
3. Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Little Women.
2. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1. We never talk anymore
Ten Things You'll never hear a woman say
10. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
9. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
8. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
7. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
6. You just relax - I'll clean the house.
5. Honey, does this outfit make me look too small?
4. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how
to get there.
3. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
2. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
1. Hey, pull my finger!