Thursday Lunch humor...
Quote from Forum Archives on November 11, 1999, 12:05 pmPosted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
A man goes into a pet store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any dogs that go
cheap?"The clerk says, "No, we have birds that go cheep, our dogs go BARK!"
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Q. What should you do to a cat who lost it's tail?
A. Take it to the retail shop!!Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.Q. Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
A. He's fully recovered.
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
cheap?"
The clerk says, "No, we have birds that go cheep, our dogs go BARK!"
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Q. What should you do to a cat who lost it's tail?
A. Take it to the retail shop!!
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
A. He's fully recovered.