Two blondes
Quote from Forum Archives on September 2, 1999, 12:25 pmPosted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
Two blondes are building a house. One is nailing the siding onto one side of the
house. The second blonde notices that sometimes the one nailing the siding on
will take a nail out of the nail apron, look at it and throw it away, ending
up only using about half of the nails so examined."Why are you throwing those nails away?" the second blonde asks.
"Those nails are defective." replies the first blonde, taking yet another nail
from the nail apron."Just like this one, see? When I take them out of the apron, they are pointed
the wrong way, away from the house. I can't drive them in like that.""Silly," hollers the second blonde. "those nails aren't defective. They're
for the other side of the house".
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
house. The second blonde notices that sometimes the one nailing the siding on
will take a nail out of the nail apron, look at it and throw it away, ending
up only using about half of the nails so examined.
"Why are you throwing those nails away?" the second blonde asks.
"Those nails are defective." replies the first blonde, taking yet another nail
from the nail apron.
"Just like this one, see? When I take them out of the apron, they are pointed
the wrong way, away from the house. I can't drive them in like that."
"Silly," hollers the second blonde. "those nails aren't defective. They're
for the other side of the house".