Vet Visit
Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog
down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and
after a few moments, tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead.
The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a
second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat
and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body,
walks from head to tail, poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally
looks at the vet "I'm sorry, but the dog is dead" said the cat" The man is still
unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. So the vet brings in a black
lab, the lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail,and finally looks
at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, "he said that
the dog is dead." The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the
vet and askshow much do I owe you? $650.00 replies the vet.
"$650.00!!!!!" exclaims the man, "that's outragious". The vet
replied,"I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis.
The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab."