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Weeds In My Garden
#1 · July 19, 2003, 8:26 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
*~* Weeds In My Garden *~*
Oh Lord, I have weeds in my garden...
No matter how carefully I plan my garden,
Lord, there are always weeds that remind
me of my failings.... Oftentimes I see
sprouts that include...
Lord, there are always weeds that remind
me of my failings.... Oftentimes I see
sprouts that include...
-Shaky Faith
-Impatience
-Despair
-Hopelessness
-Selfishness
-Impatience
-Despair
-Hopelessness
-Selfishness
Oh Lord, help me to remove those unwelcome plants and replace them with...
-Your Loyalty
-Your Gentleness
-Your Love
-Your Counsel
-Your Compassion
-Your Strength
-Your Concern
-Your Joys
-Your Gentleness
-Your Love
-Your Counsel
-Your Compassion
-Your Strength
-Your Concern
-Your Joys
Lord, encourage me to open my heart to
the needs of others whose gardens thirst
for Your Living Waters.
the needs of others whose gardens thirst
for Your Living Waters.
Glory and Praise to You, Oh Lord, for being
the Divine Gardener.
the Divine Gardener.
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*~* What If God Used The Familiar Excuse *~*
"I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping
other saints right now. However, your prayer is
important to us and will be answered in the order
it was received, so please stay on the line."
other saints right now. However, your prayer is
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it was received, so please stay on the line."
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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